Do You Want To Be Barney's Wingman?

Barney recently posted one of his oh-so-famous blogs on TV Guide's website. Take a look:

Behind every great man is a great wingman: Michael Jordan had Scottie Pippen, George Bush the First had Dan Quayle, and Han Solo had Chewbacca. But sadly you can't just snap your fingers and find a Dan Quayle, so I have been forced to scrape by with Ted as my wingman for the last few years. But no more. I am in the market for a new wingman.

HERE is my "Application to be Barney Stinson's Wingman." If you think you're up to the job — and let's face it, you're probably not — please complete the form and email it to BarneyStinson@yahoo.com.

- The Barnacle